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{from here}

What have you got against swans, darling?

Have you MET a swan? They're like even more arrogant geese.

So you can see how I would get along with them well.

[Well, he said it.]

That’s very true.

[He knows himself, okay.]

Not that it matters. This one's not.

Which means it should be a good party without having to worry too much about biting.

[Still a bit because, well. It’s them.]

People have much more horrific teeth.

And dogs, frankly.