technicoloured | call me beep me

{from here}

[Look at this language baby. Look at these first steps. What a proud Cynric he's made.]

And now I know. It'll save me sitting through this slog again.

Schäker.

{ooc; you beat me to the text overflow, and so i am infinitely grateful for the lack of captcha}

What, not a fan of having your time wasted?

You know it. [ Silas considers, but does not end up sending, an eggplant emoji. He figures Cynric is as stressed as he really needs to be already. ]

Not a fan of being lectured to by the mouthpiece of the delicate sensibilities of a nation that gasps as the idea of an Autobahn and retains hypocritically Puritan views on alcohol.

I like it, even.

Careful. You know I can’t control myself when you speak Libertarian to me.

At least avoiding the consequences of those Puritan views means that you’ll get an attractive personal valet next time you get drunk in public.

Try to. I expressly forbid you to have fun while I'm here.

What about the next time I get drunk in private?

I’m going to need more incentive than just a vague threat for that.

Well then you won’t need a valet. Maybe you’ll have an attractive drunk friend nearby instead. Who can say?

It won't be that much longer, and it will be more fun to celebrate my amazing printer-paper certificate of good citizenship?

Why only maybe?

You clearly missed a career as a politician. Fine, I’ll make sure I’m as miserable as you are til that class is over. How long is it, anyway?

Come on, Cynric. Can’t a man fish for a formal invitation anymore?

Maybe another hour, unless what-is-patron keeps asking ridiculous questions.

Give me a minute to find my embossing stamp and fresh parchment.

Are we sure she belongs in that class? Maybe she's a plant to keep discussion artificially inflated.

If I don't get that by carrier pigeon later today, I'm going to be very disappointed.

You know I love a crazy conspiracy, Spatz, but it's less adorable when I can't see your face.

Fear not.

So no enjoyment and no conspiracy theories til you're out of that class. Kinda feel like I'm the one being punished, here.

I'm just trying to imagine what your household seal is going to look like. Two violins crossed over each other? Several bows making an "I"?

A fancy bottle?

Consider it a build in antici

I think it's a lion over two clubs, actually. Might as well make up a better one at this point.

pation

8/10 to that seal. Less points for the lack of symbolic importance towards your nerd hobbies, some points given back because lions are admittedly badass. We're definitely going to have to get you a new design.

And fine, you tease.

My "nerd hobbies"?

[Do you mean: the things that keeps him in tiny apartments and eclectic clothing?

Rude.]

{from here}

What have you got against swans, darling?

Have you MET a swan? They're like even more arrogant geese.

So you can see how I would get along with them well.

[Well, he said it.]

That’s very true.

[He knows himself, okay.]

Not that it matters. This one's not.

Which means it should be a good party without having to worry too much about biting.

[Still a bit because, well. It’s them.]

People have much more horrific teeth.

And dogs, frankly.

{from here}

For years now, Spatz.

Are there things you object to?

I wonder, if it cost you nothing to stop, would you?

Certainly. My offer was an elected one, as is my continuing correspondence.

Difficult to say. It would be an entire life shift at this point, I should think.

Is that part of having a life, do you think? Making active choices?

You might take this with a grain of salt, but I think life is about development. That isn't to say I'm suggesting you set aside your vices. As I understand it, you're already quite accomplished with them.

Accomplished at my vices or in spite of them?

I do like to think it's both, but which did you mean?

I'd just like to confirm: are you also posing these queries to the fish?

The fish has rather gone off on me since I refused to share.

Sulking on the other end of the bowl. Refusing to answer my philosophical questions.

Have you tried explaining to her that it will supply her a slow death?

She's being incredibly unreasonable.

You try talking sense into her.

I'd like to, but you'll have to negotiate with Mr. Weyland for that, I'm afraid. These little talks are as much as I can manage without an appointment.

I'll hold the phone up against the tank.

I confess I'm vocally occupied at the moment.

[ Talking and texting - get u an android that can do both simultaneously. ]

Edited 2018-04-30 03:13 (UTC)

[Welp.

Time to spam a bunch of slightly blurry pictures of a goldfish just clearly being a normal fish.

J'accuse, robot.]

[ He's trying to discern if this is you just being drunk or you being salty about him talking to other people at the same time.

In any case, you can't really offend this robutt with new information. He's a little irritated about the quality of some of the shots, but they aren't all bad. ]

Was there something new around this tank recently? I'm detecting signs of Pseudomonas fluorescens.

[Por que no los dos, really.]

Is that the one that causes sepsis?

[Because damn it, David, he's a computer-based scientist, not a biology-based nerd.]

[ Well that's what computers who are supposed to do biology bullshit are for. ]

Yes indeed. It might be the camera, but if you observe the left pectoral fin, I believe you'll see a few white spots.

Different from regular fish specks?

Either way, I don't know what I'm meant to do about it. There's no more murder-juice left to save her from rotting to death.

call me beep me

tfln @ long_range

did you make that gif at the top oh my god

a lovely friend of mine did because she's a champ

that is a wonderful friend

she made a bunch for our cyberpunk au but this one is #relateable to every version of cynric

the more things change...

...the drunker Cynric gets?

precisely (also hey if you ever...need more shenanigans in this cyberpunk au...!)

(uh hello hi yes please hit me up I've been missing it particularly lately)

(oho!! then yes i shall send you a pm at some point to fling ideas about!)

(/happy tippytaps!!)

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tfln @ gotyourheart

:3

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tfln @ progen

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I'm just taking a guess in this one so lmk if he's wrong

o7

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