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that is a wonderful friend

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Careful. You know I can’t control myself when you speak Libertarian to me.

At least avoiding the consequences of those Puritan views means that you’ll get an attractive personal valet next time you get drunk in public.

she made a bunch for our cyberpunk au but this one is #relateable to every version of cynric

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Try to. I expressly forbid you to have fun while I'm here.

What about the next time I get drunk in private?

the more things change...

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I’m going to need more incentive than just a vague threat for that.

Well then you won’t need a valet. Maybe you’ll have an attractive drunk friend nearby instead. Who can say?

...the drunker Cynric gets?

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It won't be that much longer, and it will be more fun to celebrate my amazing printer-paper certificate of good citizenship?

Why only maybe?

precisely (also hey if you ever...need more shenanigans in this cyberpunk au...!)

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You clearly missed a career as a politician. Fine, I’ll make sure I’m as miserable as you are til that class is over. How long is it, anyway?

Come on, Cynric. Can’t a man fish for a formal invitation anymore?

(uh hello hi yes please hit me up I've been missing it particularly lately)

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Maybe another hour, unless what-is-patron keeps asking ridiculous questions.

Give me a minute to find my embossing stamp and fresh parchment.

(oho!! then yes i shall send you a pm at some point to fling ideas about!)

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Are we sure she belongs in that class? Maybe she's a plant to keep discussion artificially inflated.

If I don't get that by carrier pigeon later today, I'm going to be very disappointed.

(/happy tippytaps!!)

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You know I love a crazy conspiracy, Spatz, but it's less adorable when I can't see your face.

Fear not.

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So no enjoyment and no conspiracy theories til you're out of that class. Kinda feel like I'm the one being punished, here.

I'm just trying to imagine what your household seal is going to look like. Two violins crossed over each other? Several bows making an "I"?

A fancy bottle?

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Consider it a build in antici

I think it's a lion over two clubs, actually. Might as well make up a better one at this point.

pation

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8/10 to that seal. Less points for the lack of symbolic importance towards your nerd hobbies, some points given back because lions are admittedly badass. We're definitely going to have to get you a new design.

And fine, you tease.

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My "nerd hobbies"?

[Do you mean: the things that keeps him in tiny apartments and eclectic clothing?

Rude.]