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[technicoloured]

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[progen]

I'd just like to confirm: are you also posing these queries to the fish?

[technicoloured]

The fish has rather gone off on me since I refused to share.

Sulking on the other end of the bowl. Refusing to answer my philosophical questions.

[progen]

Have you tried explaining to her that it will supply her a slow death?

[technicoloured]

She's being incredibly unreasonable.

You try talking sense into her.

[progen]

I'd like to, but you'll have to negotiate with Mr. Weyland for that, I'm afraid. These little talks are as much as I can manage without an appointment.

[technicoloured]

I'll hold the phone up against the tank.

[progen]

I confess I'm vocally occupied at the moment.

[ Talking and texting - get u an android that can do both simultaneously. ]

[technicoloured]

[Welp.

Time to spam a bunch of slightly blurry pictures of a goldfish just clearly being a normal fish.

J'accuse, robot.]

[progen]

[ He's trying to discern if this is you just being drunk or you being salty about him talking to other people at the same time.

In any case, you can't really offend this robutt with new information. He's a little irritated about the quality of some of the shots, but they aren't all bad. ]

Was there something new around this tank recently? I'm detecting signs of Pseudomonas fluorescens.

[technicoloured]

[Por que no los dos, really.]

Is that the one that causes sepsis?

[Because damn it, David, he's a computer-based scientist, not a biology-based nerd.]

[progen]

[ Well that's what computers who are supposed to do biology bullshit are for. ]

Yes indeed. It might be the camera, but if you observe the left pectoral fin, I believe you'll see a few white spots.

[technicoloured]

Different from regular fish specks?

Either way, I don't know what I'm meant to do about it. There's no more murder-juice left to save her from rotting to death.